Hola compadres,

We have tried to hide this knowledge for some time now; but the truth is out. The ruse is up. The jig is jigging.

This is sad news... Sad news indeed:

I, Dictator of Cuba, Slayer of Hatred, Brusher of unclean teeth, leader of the free people, farley50 have become very ill. It began with a cough here; a hiccup there; and very quickly and violently turned into full-fledged "CavéBán disease".

At this time the doctors do not know how soon my inevitable death will occur, but until further notice and as of right now...

THE WAR IS STILL ON

Filthy capitalists must have been poisoning our drinking water for months! WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.

Do not get disheartened, sweet sweet Cuban allies. If I perish before tomorrow I will still be there in spirit whispering commands from the heavens and there are plans in order for a successor if necessary.

COME JOIN US TOMORROW AT 3pm CST TO RIDE ON FREEDOM'S WINGS AND SLAY THE OPPRESSIVE BOONIE SCUM

REMEMBER TO ONLY USE THE APPROVED LOADOUT. Anyone found using other items will swiftly be sent to the end-world.

MAKE THE BOONIES PAY FOR MY UNTIMELY DEMISE

edit: why the downvotes...? its literally a small temp ban for having cavemode on (the default setting) in a video taken over a month ago. its not like i blew up the world or anything. i guarantee half the server has cavemode on and cba to take it off.