CRKN, it's not you, it's me

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Dear CRKN,

In the beginning it was true love. We met at $0.06 and you were wonderful. Our relationship grew until our $0.50 anniversary and I was ready to pack our bags and move on with our lives...but then you changed. You let yourself go, everything about you is different. You're not as voluminous as before, you're always down now, and you're slowly not becoming worth my agony.

What happened to you oh sweet CRKN. You were the hope of many broke people just trying to make some bread. We thought the short would squeeze, but now it appears that it was my pockets being squeezed the whole time.

Please go back to $0.25 so we can officially break up

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