There's a boomer lady down the block who always manages to screw up her TV somehow. About once a week. Her family all live very far away. Mom gave her my number to call when she inevitably screws up her TV again(because if boomers have to be without their entertainment news media channels for longer than five minutes, they f*cking EXPLODE).

It's always like two presses of the same button to fix it. I've written it down for her about half a dozen times now. Stuck it on a sticky note ON THE CABLE BOX. It was still there the last time she called.

But I actually wouldn't mind helping this woman fix her TV every week if I didn't have to listen to her relentlessly spout off about Jesus every single time. There is nothing about this situation that requires a Jesus lecture. Anything that comes out of my mouth solicits something about Jesus. I have literally never met anyone my own age who does this. Wtf.