… Just wants you to start a NORMAL conversation! If you're the kind of person who ghosts mid conversation, please don't bother. This is a long one…

I fully realize I'm probably in the wrong place as l'm looking for a true connection that's dating/long term relationship oriented and NOT casual BUT, it’s kind of hard to find a match who shares my kinks. So here I am in the NSFW underworld of Reddit continuing my search. Is your love language physical touch? Are you open minded? Are you into Breast Worship/Play/ANR?

For me this is a sensual/erotic aspect I'd enjoy in a regular romantic LTR. There’s a really special intimacy I love. Try to think about it like this: We met on a vanilla dating app and you just happen to know and enjoy one of my cheat codes in bed.

Above all else there needs to be a real connection built that doesn’t involve sex. I really need mental stimulation before anything else. So please ask a ton of questions and let’s share our quirks. Maybe you can also turn other peoples sentences into song lyrics?

Me: I'm 31. 5'4" a Petite BBW (short, small end of plus size). Biracial. Warm smile. Left leaning politics. Fierce. Sarcastic. Sassy. Vaxxxxed and Boosted. Love my two rescue pitties. Podcast listener, true crime watcher. No kids. Artsy. Retired pop punk concert goer who still sometimes has pink or purple hair. Don't smoke or drink. 420 okay. FYI. Separated-Divorce is on the horizon, but America's healthcare system, am I right?

YOU: A guy about 28-40 (slightly flexible on this range) who is actually dating/LTR oriented. Be kind. Be honest. Be left leaning/ progressive with a solid understanding of social issues (DEALBREAKER). Be Vaxxed (dealbreaker again). A good and consistent communicator with emotional intelligence, therapy is a plus in my book. Be passionate and curious. Pursue me. Have hobbies other than weed/comic books/ crypto/video games/anime. Be Single - NO married or partnered men (Dealbreaker... I know I know).

If you made it this far and this sounds interesting. Let’s start with a regular respectful chat. Introduce yourself and tell me your favorite breakfast cereal! Let's chat to see if we click, then go on a real date!