PLEASE be RESPECTFUL and start a NORMAL conversation! If you're the kind of person who ghosts mid conversation, don't bother.

I know that's going to be hard initiate a normal conversation with the title and what I share next, be an adult. Are you into Breast Worship/Play/ANR?

I fully realize I'm probably in the wrong place as l'm looking for something that's dating/long term relationship oriented and NOT casual BUT this kink is kind of hard to find a match so here I am in the NSFW underworld of Reddit continuing my search.

For me this is a sensual/erotic aspect I'd enjoy in a regular romantic LTR. Try to think about it like this: We met on a vanilla dating app and you just happen to know and enjoy my cheat code in bed upfront.

Let's take the time to build a real connection! To be clear I have no expectation that we will instantly be in a relationship. I simply just ask that your intentions are not for casual sex/hook ups.

I'm 31. 5'4" a Petite BBW (short, small end of plus size). Biracial. Warm smile. Left leaning politics. Fierce. Sarcastic. Sassy. Extroverted introvert. Vaxxxxed and Boosted. I love rambling mentally stimulating conversations and my two rescue pitties. Podcast listener, true crime watcher. No kids. Artsy. Retired pop punk concert goer who still sometimes has pink or purple hair. Don't smoke or drink. 420 okay. FYI. Separated-Divorce is on the horizon, but America's healthcare system, am I right?

You: A guy about 28-40 (slightly flexible on this range) who is actually dating/LTR oriented. Be kind. Be honest. Be left leaning/ progressive with a solid understanding of social issues (DEALBREAKER). Be Vaxxed (dealbreaker again). A good and consistent communicator with emotional intelligence; therapy is a plus in my book. Be passionate and curious. Act with intention. Have hobbies other than weed comic books/ crypto/video games/anime. Be Single - NO married or partnered men (Dealbreaker... I know I know).

If you made it this far and this sounds interesting. Let’s start with a regular respectful chat. Introduce yoursel and tell me your favorite breakfast cereal! Let's chat to see if we click, then go on a real date!