I'm using a new strategy inspired by the greatest character in movie history, my dad, Titanic's millionaire philantropist Cal "I have a child! Please, I'm all she has in this world" Hockley. He selflessly rescued said child, pretended to be her father and got off the sinking Titanic, so I'll do it like him: I'll lie to break through the sheer mass of people 🥲

That being said, I'm for real the overly attractive, dominant, rich man you've been dreaming about all your life. A man's man and lady's man alike (I'm actually straight and my fragile masculinity compells me to state this early on!). Standing at 2m tall. The big, firm, manly hands that you've secretly fantasized about, you naughty girl. Well trimmed finger nails because your pleasure is as important as mine. The Henry Cavill jawline, John Krasinski hairline, frequently making Keanu Reeves headlines. And while I admit that the last reference was a bit built and doesn't make sense at all, I've been blessed with this charming intelligence, combined with gentlemanly manners keeping my from ever mansplaining to my beautiful, smart little sub (Just to salt-bae-drizzle in a bit of wokeness for reddit's left leaning subs). It's the kind of intelligence that your dad had when you were 6 years old and sitting on his lap (before you would grow up, get your daddy issues and want to be treated like a whore. Btw, please thank your dad from me for that!).

However, it will shock you now to read that all the information above has been made up, except for one (which one might it be? 🤷🏼‍♀️). It has all been a ruse to get your attention. And while you're blushing and gasping in reaction to this swerve which has only been matched by Prof. Snape being a bad guy in book 6 and then again a good guy in book 7 (spoiler alert), I'll sneakily use that time to reveal the cunning genius behind this trick.

I am Daniel, 31, born and raised in ze land of ze Germans, as you will hear in the first second of the first voice note that I'll ever send you. I have dark hair, dark eyes and I'm very tall (and ladies, do the math 😉😉). When my teenage-me looked at his first set of plastic boobies on the family pc, completely unaware that something like a browser history exists, I had no idea what kinky abysses my mommy and daddy issues had prepared me to fall into. A few shameful "I'm a sick fuck, I'll never do that again" later, completely not triggered by my Catholic school days or kink-shaming older brother, I finally found out that kinks are like pineapples: a bit odd from the outside, but actually pretty sweet! Which would eventually set up my dirty decade of dominance - and maybe yours as well :> From holding a subs head under water while taking her doggystyle, pulling her back by her ankle when she tries to escape in a CNC scene, to spanking her until I see my hand's life line on her purple butt because she failed the task I gave her - the world of kink is my naughty, naughty heaven.

While most people prefer dating apps or actual dating (weirdos, 2004 has called, they want their dating back. Am I right, guys? Hey, did you hear that one? Hello?), I've always preferred Reddit to find like-minded perverts and subs. I'm generally very open to how this could end, but a few things are very important to me as a dom: - I need to genuinely like and care for my sub. Call it friendship, call it a crush, call it whatever, but there has to be an emotional connection in order to connect on a kink level - We both have private lives (another swerve!) and should be respectful of this: friends, jobs, cats, they all take time out of our day and that's okay - I'd like to be able to see you and hear your voice. While I'd obviously like to believe you when you say you're the 34DD bombshell that of course shares all my kinks, I'd like to make sure you're not the 34DD truck driver Fred. Even my incel friend Ben once signed up on a dating app as a girl (don't ask), so yes, I'd like to be sure - Things are supposed to be safe and fun, so let's keep good care of each other please :) As I said, kinks are like pineapples, but even a pineapple can hurt if it falls on your toe because it turned out you weren't able to balance it on top of your already full shopping basket after all

By now, you're probably wondering at what point the mandatory bullet point list of kinks and limits shows up. I've honestly made the experience that if a Dom and a sub connect on a personal level, it's very likely they connect on a kinky one, too. That's why I put an extra emphasis on giving you a glimpse of how I am (only the good sides of course. The bad ones you'll see when it's 3 AM, you go into the kitchen, and find me sitting on the floor, surrounded by the wrapping of all the candy you bought for your friend Brittney's birthday tomorrow - and you thought what I did to you was degrading!). But just to be transparent, what I like is anything rough, including but not limited to degradation, humiliation, CNC, anal, painal, deep throat, a gentle touch of sadism, feet (yes, yes, I know), impact play, breath play, choking, slapping, rules, punishments, showing you pictures of my cats, a lot of aftercare, cuddling and in case you haven't picked it up - bad jokes 😉

What I don't like is scat, animals and illegal things (sorry law enforcement, not gonna be that easy for you), ignoring agreed upon limits and safe words and when people don't laugh at my jokes.

Since I have to attend a concert in like soon, I have to wrap it up. I know, I know, it's hard to believe your luck right now. But yes, this guy is on the market. So strike soon, before Jannice from accounting gets him first! If you'd like to take your shot at the prize cock, eeeeh rooster 🐓 (sorry English isn't my first language), this is what you should do: - You've laughed less than 3 times while reading this post: don't you dare contact me. And don't you dare telling me that 😢 - You've laughed at least 3 times and are curious who the mysterious bachelor behind your phone screen is: Send me a quick chat. - You feel like you've met your one true soulmate and Daddy in this post: Trust in fate, I'm sure your door bell is going to ring in 3 seconds and I'll be on your doorstep with flowers, a leash and gag in your favourite colour. If this doesn't happen, also try the Reddit chat to hit me up.