I'm located in France, close to Paris. I have my own house and I live with two cats (see sample pic here, happy to send more cat pics later). I also wear cool slippers and I'd appreciate it if you could tell me if they are cats or mice, because I can't figure it out myself. Full disclosure: the cat isn't enormous, I'm just compact sized: about 1,70m tall and 65kg (I don't own a scale so it may vary depending on the time of day), and I'm not responsible if you're measuring lengths and weights with body parts or other weird things.

If you're open to more than playing short term the following may be relevant, if not it will likely not be but if you've read this far you're probably just looking for ways to kill time right now anyway.

NSFW me, in brief:

I'm typically in control but want to explore everything. My limits are pretty standard: not a big fan of toilet stuff, blood, or crimes against humanity. I like to experiment, test and learn about new things all the time. For science, of course. My toy box includes items that buzz, squeeze and bind among other things. Always looking to make it grow, and very curious about what's in yours as well. Will happily go into details in our future chats ;)

My thoughts on relationships / ideal outcomes:

Would like to find something that could become a long term thing. Online is fun and necessary to get to know each other and when we can't be together, but online only gets old after a while. I'll want to squeeze that butt at some point. 

I've been through enough to know what kind of partner I am and the qualities important to me in someone else. I'll be happy to elaborate on that once we start chatting, but here's something you'll have to master before messaging me: honesty. No matter who you are or what you look like, if you ghost people you're a bad person and I don't want that in my life. That being said, I don't believe you can control who you love and would likely throw all of my preconceptions out the window if the situation called for it.

My thoughts on me:

I've come to the conclusion that I'm probably not someone you'll love at first sight. I'm more of the quiet, weird guy who prefers to stay in the shadows and observe until it's the perfect time to act, rather than the guy who instantly becomes the center of attention upon entering a room. I think I'm a nice person but at the same time I'm one of those people whom you start to appreciate after you dig a little bit. Once you do, you'll discover a totally different guy from what you originally thought. I focus on controlling things I can control and preparing for the things I can't. I believe in the power of positive thinking, not insofar as that it's like a Genie granting wishes, rather that obsessing over downsides/what has already gone wrong isn't productive. I also spend way too much time thinking about things that could be and how I would act if there were to happen in real life. I mean, I know zombie apocalypses are not a thing but it can't hurt to have a plan already in place, right?

Grew up reading lots of books (and things that aren't book too) before I was doomed by the arrival of affordable computers and internet access. I like being active. Sometimes I lie in bed for hours after actually waking up, watching stupid youtube videos on my phone. I don't smoke, and I rarely drink. Don't like the taste, don't see the point really. I sometimes throw out litter I find on the street, I'm not an environmentalist I just don't like it being there.  I love video games (duh), everything about the environment, looking at random things and try to understand how they work, reading and learning, talking to my cats, walking in the forest, shopping for groceries on an empty stomach, cooking and squeezing butts. There's probably many more but squeezing butts is probably my favorite thing in the world so I drew a blank after writing that. I don't know if I believe in love languages but I generally love taking care of the people that matter to me, especially if they let me squeeze their butts.

Looking for:

Ideally (but not mandatory at all!) someone younger than me. Living in France or in close time zones, willing to travel  and meet if we click together. Not allergic to cats. French or English speaking. Also, someone with natural intelligence, curiosity and culture. I like to see my sub take pleasure in exploring and fulfilling their fantasies, their desires, being their true selves.

My friends/family reviews of/reactions to me: 

"We love you but you're so annoying sometimes" - My sister in law

"You have beautiful hands" - Random comment from my mom

"You're my third best friend" - Dorian, one of my friends

"That'll be 450€ for this month please" - My electricity company

"Could you please STOP MASTURBATING?" - Cat 1

"I'm hungry, feed me or I'll pee on the floor. Again." - Cat 2

I didn't mean to write a novella but we are where we are. If this sounds entertaining/interesting/you just want to react I'd love to hear it.