... said shenanigans to include slapping, spanking, and swallowing, among others "s" words.

Anyways, hi! How's it going? How's your summer going so far? Are you looking to make it a little more exciting? If so, then perhaps we can help each other out.

About me

• 44 years of age
• 5’7”
• Vietnamese-American guy with long hair
• Software developer who dabbles in writing smut.

I'm single, never been married and have no kids. I enjoy reading, writing, practicing guitar, photography, video games, walking, and yoga. In the bedroom I enjoy being dominant with someone I have good chemistry with.

I'd describe myself as an "affectionate sadist"; I want to do stuff like hold hands and have dumb inside jokes and cuddle but in the bedroom I want to slap you around and call you degrading things.

What I'm Looking For: In a recent post here, the writer stated "I don't want to be a slut. I want to be your slut." That's exactly the kind of woman I'm looking for.

Looking for someone local to California at the very least, but open to chat with someone online with the possibility of meeting up in person at some point. Also would like to exchange unfiltered, SFW pics early on if we hit it off because A: physical attraction is important and B: getting catfished suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

As you may have guessed, I'm most compatible sexually with women who are submissive in the bedroom and

• enjoy being treated roughly

• enjoy being degraded verbally

• are eager to please

• enjoy role-playing and/or bimbofication

but this list is not exhaustive and I'll be more than happy to discuss others as well as get into the specifics of what I've mentioned above.

Random SFW Facts About Me

• My best karaoke song: Careless Whisper by George Michael. Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen is a close second.

• Currently Reading: Conan the Cimmerian. Also, thanks to my Kindle Unlimited subscription, an obscene amount of kinky fantasy stories.

• Currently Watching: A bunch of random art (drawing, painting, Blender) tutorials that keep popping up in my YouTube recommendations. Also, the Katmai National Park/Brooks Falls Bearcam.

• Currently Wearing: My purple "Macho Man" Randy Savage t-shirt.

• Currently Contemplating: Going to the library.

• Favorite beverage: Mandarin orange herbal tea

If you're interested, please say hi and let me know a little bit about yourself. Also, include the word "mushroom" so I know you're not a spambot :-P Looking forward to hearing from you!