So lets kick this off as random as possible. Yes, I'm totally random and proud of it. Socks are one of my "things". All colors, patterns, and styles. Fiddle sticks. Yes, I'm bringing back the term/phrase "Fiddle sticks". It has the right balance of innocence and weird. Deep inhale and exhale, let me refocus. I'm going somewhere with this. Scouts honor. wink. Buckle up, here we go.

Would it be safe to assume you like to laugh, smile or at least smirk right. You've done one of the three already. Takes a bow. I'm a teller of dad jokes, awful puns, and pointing out obvious observations. I appreciate a great schedule/routine and know how effective repetition can be. That said, I absolutely love randomness and spontaneity. Let me move this along. I know you've got lots more to do today, and besides I don't want your cheeks all sore (face cheeks from laughing/smiling perv...well...for now) wink. I've learned the importance of self-love/care. The world needs the best version of you. Mind, body, and spirit. When we're our best all those connected to, and associated with us all benefit.

I'd like to build a beautiful connection with, drum roll please Y-O-U. I want to share music, thrift together, hike, and binge watch bad movies (there's always one scence or line that makes it worth watching) on a cold, rainy day indoors. We're going to make friends, family, and strangers sick of how adorable we are. All the inside jokes, spur of the moment rock, paper, scissors games, and puns. Of course we'll discuss books, current events, and cook together. I'm a proud plant Dad. I talk/sing to my plants, and name them too,. The sun on my skin, and earth under my feet, yes please! Nature is my other "thing" along with the socks. Especially being near the water. So therapeutic, liberating and freeing. I'm obsessed with Tiny Home videos and ultimately want to design my own.

Long story short. (Side note) I despise when someone says "Long story short" and they pick up right where they left off, before saying "Long story short". So Long story short, I've been a Dom nearly a decade. I know a healthy mental, emotional, and physical D/s dynamic is built on honesty, transparency, trust and laughter. Our dynamic is fulfilling for us both. Your pleasure, needs, and voice matter. If you're experienced message me. If you're new and trying to figure things out * another drum roll please* message me. No pressure, no rush. Let's simply have a conversation. I feel like I'm forgetting something...Fiddle sticks...oh yeah, I pick perfect avocados and melons every time. I could teach you...well...maybe. All depends on how this goes. Talk to you soon.