Firstly, I would like to apologise for my absence in the latter half of Question Time, as I was taking a fat shit in a Parliament House bathroom. However, while I was hitting the porcelain, it appears that Commonwealth Party leader buttsforpm attempted to ask a question of me. It reads as follows:

Will you finally apologise for your disgusting comments about Peng Shuai, and admit that you shouldn't have said them?

Now, I am frankly sick of the Commonwealth Party's tone-policing and virtue-signalling in attempting to distract from issues that matter by launching a smear campaign. I have said my piece on this in Parliament, I have said it in the press, and so I shall respond to this question with one word - no.