Former Deputy Prime Minister and former Parliamentary Clerk TheAudibleAsh is seeking a comeback to federal parliament after describing the current state of federal politics as a “farce” and a “poor reflection of the Australian public.'' He begins his debut in the Toowoomba Sports Club, announcing new plans for the electorate of Moncrieff and the state of Queensland while attacking the government on their out of touch policies.

“How good is Queensland.” Crowd Cheers

“Folks I was honestly enjoying my retirement from politics until the socialist mob showed up to screw it all. I feel like the country should return to sanity after they have changed our treasured national anthem and have attempted to nationalise our banks, they have no commitments to return our budget back to black and won’t commit to much projects in Queensland, instead focusing on climate change it's time to clean the slate and return to sensible and responsible governance under the Liberal Party brand.”

“Now let’s talk policy. Unlike the inept socialist party, The Liberal Party will commit to key local infrastructure projects in this state. This includes the Gold Coast light rail and funding for the local M1, which will ease congestion for everyday Queenslanders and give them more time for loved ones. We are also committed to delivering a water pipeline to the Lockyer Valley to assist with irrigation, supporting our struggling farmers and rural workers. The socs on the other hand, do not have the interests of the locals in mind by not being committed towards these vital projects. My opponent has only have talked about a radical climate change in this campaign so far, which will hinder opportunities for coal workers and the energy industry as a whole.”

“Moncrieff, you have the choice of choosing the out of touch gavinrotegut, which has no real plans for the electorate and will place the jobs and opportunities of many at risk. or the party that looks out for the interests of this electorate by maintaining a strong economy, introducing more job opportunities and investing in vital infrastructure projects. Vote #1 Liberal Party in Moncrieff and Sydney.”

TheAudibleAsh greeted and spoke to members of the club, grabbed a drink then left.