I’m an old school romantic with lots of love to give my future partner, as per the title I’m looking for the Mortica to my Gomez. By that I mean I’m ready to devote myself to my future partner and make sure she knows love and how much she means to me. Sure she may not be perfect to someone else but her flaws, her imperfections, everything is a part of her and that makes her unique, that makes her perfect to me.

Full disclaimer before we continue with my post. I'm looking for someone to build a life with, someone to laugh with, grow with, and dream about the future together. I DO want children as well as the opportunity to give my special someone a nice ring one day, if these things are not something you want then please do not reach out. While I don't drink, smoke or use drugs, I'm fine with a partner who enjoys a drink occasionally. I prefer a smoke and drug free lifestyle though. I have no piercings or tattoos but do not mind a small amount as long as you are not covered in either.

So continuing on, when it comes to my version of Morticia, I have no specific vision in mind, love comes in many different ways across any distance so location, race and other physical attributes are not important as long as our values, goals and personalities align and compliment each other. I am looking for someone who is passionate, daring and smitten. It would be a bonus if my Morticia had an open mind and was equally as adventurous.

The kind of relationship I’m hoping to find is one that makes the world think we are crazy. I want something electric and deeply passionate, something where we can just be ourselves without fear of judgment and rejection. I want something where we can lean on each other for support through the hard days and then act like children and have fun on the good days. I’m looking for something where we know each other's mind and have a unique connection where we laugh at stupid things and are able to share inside jokes, have pet names and always have each other's backs.

As for me, Gomez if you will (my name is not actually Gomez), I feel it’s important to put myself out there so you know if we are a good match or not, you know yourself, what you like and dislike, so if what I put here matches what you’re looking for then the goal of finding someone has been achieved. I’ll be the first to admit I’m adventurous and unapologetically cheeky but at the same time I am true to myself, I don’t hide behind a mask and you will always find me trying to put a smile on your face one way or another.

I am 28 years old from the UK, West Midlands to be precise, I own my own home outright and am financially secure with a full-time career to match. I am open to a traditional relationship where I am the breadwinner in the family and my partner is the homemaker but at the same time I do not mind if you want your own job and have an equal dynamic where we are both breadwinners, I am open to either.

Appearance wise I’m 6’0 with blue eyes and short brown hair, I sometimes have facial hair and sometimes wear glasses. I have a dad bod that I’m working on but I do enjoy cuddles to make up for it.

Personality wise I’m a mix of rational and whimsical, ambitious and relaxed, logical and romantic, I’m an INTJ-T Aquarius with a love of putting smiles on peoples faces and having a laugh but I can also be serious and very supporting when needed, I would say I’m equally balanced as all things should be. In my spare time I enjoy cooking, baking, reading and writing, some of this can be seen on my profile. I also enjoy going on walks and long drives to nowhere with my special someone. I love traveling and have already been to some places in the world but there is more to explore, having someone to go with would be a dream. On the flipside I am quite nerdy with a passion for Marvel, Doctor Who, Supernatural and anything else of interest. I am a gamer who knows a pause button exists, some of my favorite franchises are GTA, Fallout, Mafia, Assassins Creed, Far Cry, Forza and a few more. I also enjoy the odd board game and card game and am open to playing or trying anything new.

My music taste is a bit all over the place so your Spotify playlists are most definitely way superior to mine but I do enjoy dancing along and sometimes will sing along if I know the lyrics, though will make my own lyrics up if I dont. I am a firm enjoyer of dad jokes, innuendos, and sarcasm and I hope to find someone who gets my sometimes dark and dirty sense of humour.

I have a very broad open mind and am laid back regarding some topics. I am not really political and am not sure where I sit as there are policies I agree and disagree with but there are also some I am not well informed in so cannot really make an informed decision if asked but I am always willing to learn and broaden my horizons and views, if this is classed as “woke” then sure. As for religion, I am Agnostic, I do not pray or go to any places of worship, I do not mind a potential partner being religious as long as they are okay with me staying Agnostic.

But that brings up the topic of sex, I am a highly adventurous, sexual person and am hoping to find a partner who is similar. I have a mind like a sewer, a bedroom drawer full of toys and shopping wish lists full of potential fun and shenanigans, there’s more if you’re curious:

Role: Dominant, Light Switch

Likes: Stockings (Not Wearing), Lingerie (Not Wearing), Uniforms, Roleplay, Cum-play, Creampies, Bondage, Spanking, Choking, Fingering, Cunnilingus, Mutual Masturbation, 69, Handcuffs, Cuffs, Blindfolds, Toys, Gags, Teasing, Domination, Freeuse / CNC, Sexting, Erotic Stories (Writing & Reading), Giving Instructions, Face-Sitting, Facials,

Limits: Scat, Encasement, Blood

Curious: Leash, Hot-Wifing / Wife Sharing, Threesomes, Piss, Anal, Rimming, Pet Play, Pegging, Submission

If this doesn’t scare you off but instead intrigues you, we may just be the match I’ve been hoping for. If any of this interests you then feel free to reach out and see if we are that perfect match. Tell me a bit about yourself in your first message, where are you from? How old are you? Don’t be scared to be yourself.