Sup, fellas? I'm looking for a new, experienced AP who knows his Opsec. I've done this before, and I'm picky as hell. If I'm going to risk my comfortable little world, it's going to be with someone magical.

I'm looking for: -Intelligence -Humor/Wit -Confidence without bravado -Conversation -Full sentences ("HBU" is not a sentence) -Chemistry

I am: -Bright -Fiery/Bold -Adorable -Sarcastic -Sharp -Fun/a good time

Having an AP who can teach me things is a turn on. I've binged far too much TV recently. "Foodie" might be my middle name. I love your dog already. There can't be enough stress placed on how much laughing means to me. Jeans are life. I have a song for every mood and listen to many genres. I play Wordle and Connections daily.

The dating aspect of AP life is important to me. I want to do things beyond the walls of privacy with you. Please give my pituitary gland a reason to work overtime. My skin could use a burst of goose bumps. It's possible for me to get big feelings for a man who values and respects me. Some evening/night availability is a must. If you're not here for these things, this won't work.

Daily communication is a requirement (barring vacations and life events. I'm reasonable. LOL) Voice messages and regular phone/video calls are something I enjoy once we get there.

Looking for a long-term, exclusive connection. No ONS. Bedroom business gets better as we get to know each other.

So we are on the same page: I'm not sexting you anytime soon. I'm not sending you nudes. I'm not your free OnlyFans girlie. If sex is the only thing you can converse about, please hit the back button now.

What I'm attracted to can vary, but it's usually something I see in a man's face. It's in the eyes or smile. I take care of myself and would hope you do, too. HWP is vital, but a little dad bod is fine, I'm pretty realistic when it comes to body type. I'm taller than average for a woman and prefer a taller man, but it's not a deal breaker. My tendency runs toward Caucasian men, but I am open. Ages: mid 30's to early 50's. I'm HWP and in my mid 40's with long blonde hair and big baby blues.

Regular travelers to New Jersey (North NJ) are welcome to apply. It's nice that you already have a hotel and, hopefully, you know so few people here us going out isn't a problem. Locals will need to provide an Opsec friendly space.

Still here? Thank you because this shit is LONG. I did say I'm picky 😆 Please leave me a description of you (age, height, weight, hair, eyes) and something about you that you'd like me to know in your chat. ETA: Following these requests gets you to the front of the line.

Be willing to share a pic early. Attraction does matter.