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Rapidly depreciating asset, seeks someone with low standards and worse eyesight. I'm what you'd get if you ordered a mid-life crisis from AM. Hairline so far back, I now shave my back instead. Dad bod? I wish, fuckers!!!
Not only enjoy complaining about "kids these days," but also “adults” and idiots who wear skinny jeans. Looking for someone who finds toxic masculinity and the “woke” establishment lame. You should also be willing to play games and lie to me for no particular reason, especially if you have nothing to gain.
I know at my age, I should be talking about Star Wars and shit, but I really like porn with natural women. No fake shit. Show me your crooked teeth and cellulite. I only go for the real deal. Prefer unsolicited financial advice, fluency in sarcasm and mean jokes (how the fuck else can I tell if you’re into me?).
If you've hit rock bottom, grab onto my hairy back and we will crawl out together. What do you think? No gold diggers please – the only thing of value I have left is my dignity.
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