34 married white male here, seeking a like minded female for an affair. Typical right? That's what we're all here looking for obviously. Here's the thing though, I'm not going to try and bullshit you into believing I want more. My home life is fine, I don't have a dead bed, I'm not emotionally unattached, there's no loss of attraction, I just crave that dopamine fix and the thrill of this turns me on like no other. I think from what l've read that I'm what's considered a "cake eater"? Well, sounds fitting. So, what I am seeking is the same. No need for the whole "I'm not trying to change each other's situation" and "I want a true emotional connection" bull that everyone writes. Sure, I want to have some things in common. Similar sense of humor, of course. Good banter, great uninhibited sex, and physical attraction. That about covers what I think this should be about, I'm not looking for a new significant other and neither should you be. I will give a little description about myself, and what my criteria is and the rest will be left a mystery until we learn it from getting to know each other. I take care of my self, physically and hygienically. Want the same. That's about it, I don't necessarily have a "type". I like real women, mom bods and stretch marks are completely ok in my book. I am really not as superficial as the rest of my post might make me seem, but I do need to be physically attracted to you. So, if I still have your attention then reach out! I'd love to chat, and if we don't click we metaphorically shake hands and wish each other the best on our journeys. That is all, hope to meet someone soon!