Ever feel like life could use a little extra spark, even when everything seems perfectly “fine”? Me too. I’m married (cards fully on the table), and I’m not here to disrupt anyone’s life. Just hoping to find someone who feels the same—a craving for connection, shared laughter, and maybe a secret or two.

I’m 6’1”, barrel-chested, with facial hair and what some might call “dreamy eyes” (I’ll leave that to you). I work out, keep things fresh, and value a good laugh as much as I do a “Do Not Disturb” sign for a weekday rendezvous. I’m also a dad, so I know what it means to have a schedule that requires as much creativity as patience. Because of that, weekdays are definitely the easiest time for me to meet—and if you’re in or can get to Los Angeles, all the better.

What I’m looking for? A confident, curvy woman, ideally my age or older and any background, who’s got a quick wit and isn’t afraid to throw a little sarcasm my way. Someone who knows how to keep things fun, stay a bit mysterious, and enjoy the thrill of a clever comeback. Extra points if you’re juggling kids, too; you’ll understand that “free time” is both precious and rare.

And while I’m definitely here for the laughs, the chemistry, and maybe a bit of mischief, I also take safety, respect, and your comfort seriously. Let’s keep it lighthearted and free of complications, with an understanding that both our lives are in good places. I just want someone to connect with who’s looking for that same bit of excitement.

If this sounds intriguing, let’s chat! Send me your favorite movie, a dark joke, or your go-to drink to break the ice. My goal is to make sure you feel comfortable, safe, and, well… appreciated.

Happy hunting, and if you’re still reading, I’d bet you’re exactly the kind of clever trouble I’m looking f