Have been a long-time lurker, but thought I'd take the plunge...

Not sure if there are any real people out there or if I'll receive any responses, but here goes - maybe I'll find another 'lurker'!;

53 year old guy who works from home near Mitcham.

Married with no kids, 6ft, blue eyes, very short 'salt & pepper' hair, athletic(ish) build - slowly heading back into the gym to work off the Christmas kilos ...

Searching for an interesting distraction through the day - working from home can get a bit lonely at times.

Normal chats can be ok, but also hoping to get a little sexy at times as well - bonus points if you have a cam and mic (although I totally appreciate internet anonymity and security, so if you don't wish to show your face, that's perfectly ok!).

I'd describe myself as more 'sarsaparilla' than 'vanilla', so if you're a little bit quirky, that's great :) (note - there's a difference between 'quirky' and 'unhinged'... lol)

Happy to keep things online, but if you're local, I'm not totally ruling out a coffee at some stage - I've learned never to say never.

Ideally seeking a genuine woman in the age range mid-30s to mid-50s, however I'd entertain ages outside of this if we 'click'. Open to most body-types, but to be honest, I'm not a fan of extremes - either large or skinny. Possibly, you're a lurker here as well who has been reluctant to take the plunge...

Please... NO OnlyFans, Insta or 'sugar' gals...

I've thrown it out there to the universe, now I'll wait to see what comes back :)