Context: You trick your Punk Best Friend into confessing to you by saying you have a girlfriend.

Tags: [F4M] [Wholesome] [Hugging] [Kissing] [Nerd listener] [Spicy?] [Childhood friend] [Tomboy]

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[Scene opens up in your room]

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[SFX: Knocking on window]

[You go to the window and see your best friend]

"Hey dork. Can I come in?"

[You nod]

"Thanks."

[She rolls out the window and on top of your bed]

"Good thing your bed is so close. It'd be awkward of me just pouncing on the floor."

[She smirks]

"Although~, perhaps you want me to stay on your bed~."

[She laughs a little]

"Come on dude, I'm just messing with you. Man, you should of seen the look on your face though."

[Pause]

"So, did you want to play with me~?"

[You mention the games you usually play]

"Okay, I'll give you that. Most of your library of games is single player. You should however try investing in some multi-player games."

[You ask why]

"Why? Why?! Let's say, by some dumb miracle you find yourself with a girl who a gamer like you. Are you really going to tell me that your just going to give her the controls of any game in your arsenals?"

[You nod]

"I forgot who I was talking to for a moment. Of course you would let her take control."

[She leans in]

"So, since I'm still in the subject of girls. Might as well ask. Seeing anyone~?"

[You refuse to answer]

"Oh~ perhaps I hit a nerve? Maybe you actually do have a girlfriend."

[You nod]

"*Shocked* Wait, really? You...you really have a girlfriend. Like an actual girlfriend?"

[You nod again]

"Oh...well then. I guess I should take my leave then."

[You ask why?]

"Well, I don't want to cramp your style and all."

[You ask what style?]

"I mean, you manage to find a girl that likes you. Me being here I would just feel like a third wheel."

[You ask if it really is a problem]

"Yeah, it is. If I was your girlfriend, and I saw another girl with you; I'd get pretty mad right away."

[You mention what she might do]

"Okay, so...I would probably be the only girl who would go after another girl instead of doing the whole "Running away crying" Cliché."

[Pause]

"Granted, the whole girly thing just doesn't mesh well with me."

[You mention her brother's wedding]

"Hey, that was different. There was a specific dress code for his wedding. I wasn't going to go in, with ripped jeans, belt buckles and a leather jacket."

[Pause]

"I mean, I can be a rebel; but not that kind of rebel."

[You ask her how]

"If I were to go in without a dress, I would embarrasses my big brother too much. It's would just be too awkward talking to his fiancé afterwards."

[She smirks]

"Why~? Wanting to see how I looked in a dress~?"

[You nod]

"Well, lucky for you; I have a copy of such the dress I wore on the wedding day."

[SFX: Ruffling paper]

"There it is."

[You notice it's a picture from a magazine.]

"Not bad right?"

[Pause]

"I know that look. You probably wanted to see me in that outfit. Sadly that will take some time."

[Pause]

"So, Is your girlfriend coming over?"

[You shake your head]

"Then I guess it's cool if I stay here then."

[You ask if there was any problem]

"Problem? Not at all...I just never figured you would actually find a girlfriend is all."

[Pause]

"No offense of course. You are far from the social type. I mean, we've know each other for years; and you hardly talked to anyone."

[Pause]

"If she does break your heart though, I'll break something of hers."

[You raise an eyebrow]

"Don't give me that look, I only would break something she owns. I'm not the type to break someone physically...anymore."

[You ask if only physically]

"I mean, if I was smart enough; I'd play psychological games on her. Just nothing too severe. I know how vicious woman can get."

[She stretches' a little]

"So anyways, not to change the topic too much. But what are you playing?"

[She leans in]

"Ugh! A point and clicker adventure? Those seem like the lamest games!"

[You say she doesn't have the patience for one]

"Can't argue with that. With the games I like to play, it's usually fighting games. A lot of action, and those outfits."

[She smiles a little]

"You have to admit they are pretty amazing, right~?"

[You ask if she really is interested in those outfits.]

"Well of course I am. I'm one of those girls who doesn't mind seeing characters dress hot~! So long as both of them wear those kind of outfits."

[She wraps her arms over your shoulders]

"Just think of it, Tight shirts~, Tight pants~, and a smile that can make your heart skip a beat~."

[You ask Mortal Kombat?]

"UGH! Don't get me started on that game. I mean in MK9 the outfits were pretty amazing on both ends. MK10 was...okay. Nothing too bad, but MK11...I just, I just."

[SFX: Screaming in pillow]

"Sorry, it's just I feel like they really made some of my favorite characters outfits getting change like that. *Sigh* Poor Subzero and Johnny Cage."

[Pause]

"I know that look, why those two? To tell you the truth, they kind of remind me of you. Cool and stoic all rolled in one."

[You don't see the connation]

"Okay, so maybe the two of them would wipe the floor with you. I would root for you though. I mean, you are cool as a cucumber like subzero. *Under her breath* A little too cool if you ask me."

[Pause]

"And with Johnny cage, when you have your moments with bad one liners; they really stick. To be fair though, I do mean it when I say I would root for you."

[You ask why]

"You mean outside of the fact that were friends and all...well..."

[Pause]

"Let's worry about that later. For now, let's play."

[2 hours of losses later]

"UGH! Again?! How are you so good at this? You use to suck at fighting games?!"

[Pause]

"I mean, usually I'm wiping the floor with you. What's the deal?"

[You ask if everything is all right?]

"I mean...yeah. It's just..."

[You see her grab a pillow and scream in it]

"Sorry, I just needed to get that out. Anyways, I'm just flabbergasted. I haven't been this pent up since I was thrown in detention for Spray-painting the principal's car."

[You ask if she did that]

"No. That's the thing, I mean, the shaving cream in the back seat was me. The spray-painting however wasn't."

[Pause]

"I'm serious. I was stripped of all my spray paint last prank. How was I supposed to do that with no spray paint and no money?"

[You asked how she got the shaving cream?]

"Oh, wouldn't you like to know~."

[She sighs a little]

"I bummed it from my dad and brothers ok?"

[You nod]

"Anyways on to the next match."

[You turn off the system]

"Wha-Hey! What's that for?"

[You ask what is really going on]

"What? You think I lost because I was distracted or something?"

[Pause]

"Ugh! Fine. But you better promise me you won't laugh ok?"

[She gets really close]

"I'm serious dork. Don't mess with me!"

[You promise]

"Okay."

[She sits down on the bed]

"Anyways, the reason I've been losing lately...I was shocked with the whole girlfriend thing was all."

[You ask why?]

"I'm getting to it...it's just hard to say it to you is all."

[Pause]

"All right, I'll just come out and say it...I..."

[She clears her throat]

"I kind of...sort of...like you."

[You say you like her too]

"No, not that kind of like. I mean...You know what come here."

[She pulls you in and kisses you passionately]

"I love you, ya dork."

[You smirk a little]

"Hey, what's so funny?"

[You say it's about time]

"What do you mean it's about-"

[You kiss her back just as lovingly]

"Woah. Didn't think you had it in you. I wonder what your girlfriend will think?"

[You say you don't have one]

"Wait, you don't have one? So, to make me fess up you made up the whole...oh you little sneaky devil~! I kind of like that. Come here."

[She kisses you again passionately]

"*Giggles* So, does that mean I can fill in for a girlfriend position?"

[You nod]

"Good. Because I wanted to be your girlfriend for a very long time."

[You ask how long]

"Well, remember the first day we met? The very next day."

[Pause]

"I guess you could say cupid that day was a little late to the party. Anyways, wanna go another round...boyfriend?"

[You say cringe]

"All right, I'll grant you. That could of been a little less cringe. I just..."

[She holds you tightly]

"I just wanted to call you that at least once. If that's ok?"

[You nod]

"Thanks...Now; Onto the next match."

[Fades to black]

[The end]